It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
This is actually brilliant.
check out that golgi apparatus
and that fine ass mitochondria
daaamn girl! where’d you get that endoplasmic reticulum?
I bet your ribosomes could synthesise my proteins all night
I am always half amused and half ashamed of bio jokes…
the scariest thing about the Hunger Games films is when Caesar Flickerman legitimately makes you smile because he is the one that turns this twisted fight to the death into mindless entertainment for the masses and in that moment you realize that just for a second it worked on you.
Get it because it’s a CELL WALL
oh my god
can we just get this to 100k so i can post the picture i’ve been saving for a while
IB Bios appreciate
Step 1: prepare yourself by purchasing a box of wine ahead of time (not the really cheap shit because you’ll get a headache, but anything else will do)
Step 2: put off the lab report until a few days before it is due
Step 3: decide to start writing and realize you have no idea what the fuck this experiment was about and that you’re probably fucked and are going to be a failure
Step 4: watch youtube videos in a sad attempt to lift your spirits
Step 5: drink a few glasses (or plastic cups if you’re a classy bitch like me) of the wine that you previously purchased
Step 6: continue watching youtube/contemplate your impending fate while waiting for the wine to kick in
Step 7: actually write some of your lab report. bust out some fucking beautiful graphs, make some tables, bullshit your way through the introduction, and generally do enough work to feel accomplished at this point
Step 8: go to sleep and resign to doing the rest later
Step 9: repeat ad infinitum